Monday, December 26, 2011

Reason #96: Nabbing the Really Smart Ones

On December 12th, 18-year-old Isaiah Cutler robbed a market here in Pittsburgh with three other teenagers. They got away with over $8000 worth of cash and goods - including cigarettes and candy, because they're awesome like that.

About an hour later, seeking to further prove their own awesomeness, Cutler took a bunch of pictures with his friends showing off their goodies, and posted them on his Facebook page.

Needless to say, he's in jail now. He doesn't seem to have obtained an attorney yet, hopefully because no one is that desperate for work. What perplexes me, though, is that this all happened on December 12th, yet he's only been in prison since the 23rd. Rather than accept that it took almost two weeks for the Pittsburgh police to figure this one out, I'm choosing to believe they waited until right before Christmas to haul him away, because just arresting him normally wouldn't have been as much fun.

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