Monday, July 16, 2012

Reason #236: Someone Must Save Us From The Naked Ladies

In the wake of the Fourth of July holiday, automobile accidents led to 479 DUI arrests and nine fatalities--none, thankfully, caused by this unfortunate woman who apparently started walking out into the passing lane of the California Freeway (against traffic, no less) whilst removing her clothes.

Luckily (I daresay, conveniently so), Johhny Law was quick to the scene and the woman was apprehended and removed to a mental health evaluation with no serious accidents resulting.

Note to future drunk drivers: if you simply must drive drunk, remember to remove your clothes first, thereby ensuring that people will A) notice you and B) slow down considerably.

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