Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Reason #42: The Soup Nazi Is Through Fucking Around


In news that seems to have broken all of four seconds ago, the FBI and DEA are said to have foiled a plot by an Iranian-American named Manssor Arbabsiar to assassinate the Saudi Arabian ambassador to the US, and/or bomb the Saudi embassies here (and in Buenos Aires for some reason).

He claims to be working on behalf of high-ranking Iranian officials, which of course means people will be breathing pretty heavily down Ahmadinejad's neck for a while, but would he really give his bosses up that easily? If I was an Iranian spymaster setting up terrorist acts on American soil, I'd make damn sure they couldn't be traced back to me - or the government at all.

Am I wrong?

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