Thursday, October 13, 2011

Reason #44: Discretion, Valor, Etc.

Seattle-based superhero Phoenix Jones was arrested over the weekend while intervening in an alleged street fight. He posted bail after about seven hours behind bars, and after showing up for his court hearing today in costume, prosecutors amazingly declined to file charges against him - for now, at least.

The first thing I want to say is, where does a dude with this kind of time get $3800 bail money that fast? The second thing I want to say is that I absolutely love the fact that he showed up to court in costume, took his mask off for the court proceedings, then put it back on, just so he could go out and unmask more dramatically in front of the press outside.

Also, his power is apparently the ability to fit a huge-ass high top under a skin-tight cowl.

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