Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Reason #52: Good Old-Fashioned Cocaine Farming

Last week, police in Michigan caught 87-year-old farmer Leo Sharp (pictured above) with 229 pounds of cocaine in the bed of his truck - almost $3 million worth. In keeping with my comments yesterday, I would just like to say that if you're north of 85 years old, you should be able to do whatever you damn well want with as many drugs as you damn well please. If anything, it should carry the same penalty as when your dad catches you smoking - he should have to do all that coke himself.

Incidentally, his defense was that he'd been forced to transport it at gunpoint. But c'mon, look at that son of a bitch - nobody's making him do shit.

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